LIST YOUR EVENT FOR FREE

Eliott Simpson: (a)sexy and I know it

Glasgow Comedy Festival: With tales of queerness and cakes, Eliott Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world!

Eliott Simpson: (a)sexy and I know it

About Eliott Simpson: (a)sexy and I know it

Eliott doesn't care for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing taxes, yet for all his life has faced nothing but ridicule. With tales of queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show absent of dick jokes...okay there's some but they’re very intellectual...

Sell-out show GICF 2019

‘Absurd and Accessible’ Norwich Radical

‘Weird as f**k’ Janey Godley

‘Instantly likeable ... succeeds in finding the right balance between being informative and hilarious’ ArtsYork

Find Tickets

Sponsored Links

Other Events at Van Winkle West End or Glasgow International Comedy Festival

Looking For Laughs

Selected dates between 27th April 2024 - 30th November 2024

Looking For Laughs is a cross between Whose Line is it Anyway? and First Dates and it's coming to Van Winkle West End!

READ MORE

Boozee Brunch

28th April 2024

Savour Disaronno cocktails, indulge in Boozy Brunch Burgers, and groove to DJ beats at Van Winkle West End's unforgettable Boozee Brunch event!

READ MORE

BBC Comedy Festival - Stand Up Sessions 2

23rd May 2024

The very best in Scottish stand-up take to the stage as part of BBC Comedy Festival with headliner Susie McCabe!

READ MORE

Scottish Comedy Music Afternoon With Ciaran Whyte

2nd June 2024

Join TopGun Media for a fun filled afternoon of live entertainment with Ciaran Whyte who will be performing a mixture of Scottish comedy music!

READ MORE

Glasgow International Comedy Festival

12th March 2025 - 30th March 2025
Various Locations Glasgow

The Glasgow International Comedy Festival returns in March 2025 featuring spectacular stand-up stars and home-grown favourites on stages across the city!

READ MORE

Sponsored Links

Similar events you might like...

The Joke Gym

The Joke Gym

Selected dates between 22nd November 2023 - 11th December 2024

Held on the second and fourth Wednesday each month at Jimmy's at the Park Bar, The Joke Gym is where top comedians try out their new material... you'll have first laugh!

READ MORE
Friday Night Comedy

Friday Night Comedy

Selected dates between 5th January 2024 - 27th December 2024

Glee Club Glasgow's Friday Night Comedy is the perfect way to end the working week! Four superb stand-up comedians and a great range of tasty food offerings!

READ MORE
Saturday Night Comedy

Saturday Night Comedy

Selected dates between 6th January 2024 - 28th December 2024

Treat yourself to an evening of award-winning comedy at Glee Club Glasgow, featuring four superb stand-up comedians that will keep you laughing until Monday!

READ MORE
Josie Long: A Work In Progress About Giant Extinct Animals

Josie Long: A Work In Progress About Giant Extinct Animals

Selected dates between 10th January 2024 - 23rd June 2024

Josie Long brings some new and exciting material, hopefully some of which is about charismatic megafauna, to The Stand Glasgow!

READ MORE
Screen Time

Screen Time

Selected dates between 29th January 2024 - 5th December 2024

Join regular host Fearghas Kelly as he presents some of the country's best acts in this exciting new multimedia comedy night at The Stand Glasgow!

READ MORE
Drag-Opticon

Drag-Opticon

Selected dates between 2nd February 2024 - 7th June 2024

Drag-Opticon is the monthly live drag show at the Britannia Panopticon which showcases the best of the Glasgow Drag scene!

READ MORE
The Friday Show

The Friday Show

Selected dates between 9th February 2024 - 24th May 2024

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous Friday fun at The Stand Comedy Club Glasgow!

READ MORE
The Panopticon Comedy Club

The Panopticon Comedy Club

Selected dates between 9th February 2024 - 14th June 2024

Catch a phenomenal night of comedy with a dazzling array of acts including comedy singers who get the crowd involved and a well-known headliner at the Britannia Panopticon!

READ MORE
The Saturday Show

The Saturday Show

Selected dates between 10th February 2024 - 4th May 2024

The Glasgow Stand's fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years!

READ MORE

Find other events in Glasgow

Sponsored Links

Go Radio | Number 1 for Glasgow & The West - Listen on DAB, Online or on your Smart Speaker, just say "Launch Go Radio"

Popular Events

Ford RideGlasgow FreeCycle
This summer, a new family-friendly free event will offer cyclists of all ages and any level of ability an opportunity to enjoy a ride on traffic-free roads through the heart of Glasgow!
Summer Nights at the Bandstand
The Summer Nights at the Bandstand festival returns to Kelvingrove Park for a ninth year with 12 nights of live music from Gabrielle, Bananarama, Echo & The Bunnymen and many more!
Family Fun Sundays At The Grosvenor
Come join the Family Fun at The Grosvenor, Ashton Lane every Sunday from 11am, it's free to attend, all you need is your party outfit!
Beyond Van Gogh: The Immersive Experience
Immerse yourself in Van Gogh's artwork like you've never seen it before when Beyond Van Gogh: The Immersive Experience comes to the SEC Glasgow this summer!
A Play, A Pie and A Pint Spring Season
A Play, A Pie and A Pint's fabulous Spring Season features 18 wonderful new plays which will shine a spotlight emerging writers, many of whom have never written for them before!

Popular Listings

Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum King's Theatre Glasgow King Tut's Wah Wah Hut O2 Academy Glasgow SEC Armadillo Theatre Royal Glasgow The Pavilion Theatre Glasgow The Glasgow Barrowland Ballroom The Glasgow Royal Concert Hall The OVO Hydro