Eliott doesn't care for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing taxes, yet for all his life has faced nothing but ridicule. With tales of queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show absent of dick jokes...okay there's some but they’re very intellectual...
Sell-out show GICF 2019
‘Absurd and Accessible’ Norwich Radical
‘Weird as f**k’ Janey Godley
‘Instantly likeable ... succeeds in finding the right balance between being informative and hilarious’ ArtsYork
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